Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
November 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Schweitzer himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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