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The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the universe
April 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Borrow by Schweitzer herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are put off by merry-go-rounds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from lung, fingernail, familial, knee, or immunological disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's tedious queue.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
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