Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction at first light
November 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Schweitzer herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After raging this attraction, find something more exciting.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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