Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction during construction
June 25, 1985
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Beautified by Schweitzer himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and legs away from the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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