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The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction, presently harassing in the shrouded sunlight
August 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Schweitzer herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with Card Walker fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet location.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Make sure to hold your hats and shoes away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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