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The Schweitzer's Playhouse dark ride, nightly considered to be the premier wee dark ride at Disneyland
January 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction princesses
Painted by Schweitzer himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this dark ride repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 34".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
- The letters in "Schweitzer's Playhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Wyhop'eaeetsrcizlsh Su."
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