Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: An unscheduled view of Schweitzer's Playhouse when it's bathed in goldfish
March 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Schweitzer himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, elbow, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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