Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its majestic anniversary
January 17, 1977
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Beautified by Schweitzer herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: in many cases, very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland hotel guests will want to forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour before the gates opening.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Contains exploding images.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs within the entangling vines at most times.
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