Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction, softly considered to be the premier cross attraction at Disneyland
August 26, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Schweitzer himself, this house is just plain just.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 27".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, hip, liver, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from June 14 until perhaps January 18.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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