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Jack-Jack's muppet-intriguing photo of Samuel Clemens' Playhouse
Samuel Clemens' Playhouse
June 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Samuel Clemens' Playhou herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this experience in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum width 46".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Experience may be too startling for immature chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, valuable clothing, or finger, chin, elbow, or skin issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Guests may get very wet on this experience.
- This experience is reported to have cost less than $440 billion to build.
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