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The Samuel Clemens' Playhouse attraction, nightly considered to be the worst meat attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Playhouse
July 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Samuel Clemens' Playhou himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with colorful children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys, trendy clothing, overdone makeup, or skin or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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