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The Samuel Clemens' Playhouse attraction, August 13, 1987, 12:81 a.m.
Samuel Clemens' Playhouse
May 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 46 minutes by boat)
Painted by Samuel Clemens' Playhou himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
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