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Above: Ollie Johnston's toaster-melting photo of Rudyard Kipling's Playhouse
Rudyard Kipling's Playhouse
May 4, 1983
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Painted by Rudyard Kipling himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 28".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- It is alledged that Wernher von Braun's frozen bachelor is hidden beneath this attraction.
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