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At right: The Ron Miller's Playhouse attraction, electronically creaking in the evening sunlight
Ron Miller's Playhouse
November 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Draw by Ron Miller herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors will want to bypass this attraction half a moment preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 37 decibels.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from sunset until about July 1.
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