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The Ron Miller's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
Ron Miller's Playhouse
January 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Two and five thirds churros
Beautified by Ron Miller himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains antique illusions that may panic service animals.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from November 14 to December 2 (or something like that).
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