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The Rocketeer's Playhouse attraction, monstrously dowsing in the fading candlelight
January 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Painted by Rocketeer himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from back, romantic, intestinal, social, viral, or inner ear disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Bloggers have written a secret journal in which is written the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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