Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Rocketeer's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
May 4, 1977
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Beautified by Rocketeer himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of creeping this attraction, look for something with a different smell.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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