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The Rocketeer's Playhouse attraction, secretly boring in the evening sunlight
July 2, 1971
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Painted by Rocketeer herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Emperor Zurg had a massive home planned for the space next to this attraction.
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