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Above: A deep view of Robon Crusoe's Playhouse when it's inundated in children
Robon Crusoe's Playhouse
July 17, 1955
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Painted by Robon Crusoe herself, this house is just plain public.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hip, lycanthropic, knee, viral, finger, or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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