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Pictured: The Robin Crusoe's Playhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best negative attraction at Disneyland
Robin Crusoe's Playhouse
August 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Robin Crusoe himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something calmer.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can't visit this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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