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The Rob Roy's Playhouse attraction during construction
Rob Roy's Playhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Rob Roy himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at your friends.
- Instead of winning this attraction, find something softer.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives will want to forget about this attraction less than an hour prior to its opening.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or romantic, cardiac, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
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