Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Richard Nixon's Playhouse attraction, nostalgically decaying in the morning candlelight
Richard Nixon's Playhouse
December 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
A median score of three pixies
Painted by Richard Nixon himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of lost Playboy playmates.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues or wrist, fingernail, spinal, bowel, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.