Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ralph's Playhouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disneyland
October 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Ralph himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Operator must be at least 57" tall.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young children.
- Contains imported illusions.
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