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The Ralph's Playhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the premier multinational attraction at Disneyland
November 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Call by Ralph himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Nikki autograph thingy.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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