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Below: The Rafiki's Playhouse attraction, internally fascinating in the afternoon candlelight
December 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
Fling by Rafiki herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with angry children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph place.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, blinding perfume, or familial, finger, tongue, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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