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An ethereal view of Quasimodo's Playhouse when it's not covered in concept
October 25, 1998
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Beautified by Quasimodo himself, this house is just plain negative.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- The top of Quasimodo's Playhouse can be viewed from as far away as the Ganges River.
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