Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Quasimodo's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Quasimodo's Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1968
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Three toons
Description
Beautified by Quasimodo himself, this house is just plain demented.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness or nasal, ribcage, bowel, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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