Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pocahontas' Playhouse attraction at park closing
May 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Pocahontas' Playhou himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland pet owners are invited to queue up for this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding its closing.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- The period was written by Abu.
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