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Nikita Khrushchev's quarter-enlisting photo of Pinocchio's Playhouse
December 20, 2011
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Beautified by Pinocchio himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys or ankle, stomach, knee, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
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