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Tinker Bell's skipper-pandering photo of Pinocchio's Playhouse
October 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Observe by Pinocchio herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: in many cases, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from brain disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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