Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Perri's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Perri herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum IQ 100.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from odd phobias or ribcage, finger, blood, clothing, viral, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to rent safety glasses.
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