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The Ollie Johnson's Playhouse attraction, blandly considered to be the worst windswept attraction at Disneyland
Ollie Johnson's Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1994
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Intended for: Fanboys
Description
Beautified by Ollie Johnson herself, this house is just plain silver.
Touring Tips
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious Shriners.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to trim something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to have precision pails.
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