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Above: Huey's equipment-flocking photo of Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse
Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse
May 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Nikita Khrushchev herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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