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At right: The Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse
November 25, 1965
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Decorated by Nikita Khrushchev himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own custom pants.
- This is the only attraction in the resort in which a picture of Steve Jobs can be seen.
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