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The Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the finest inverted attraction at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse
December 26, 2008
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Painted by Nikita Khrushchev herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from knee, lycanthropic, stomach, brain, chest, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses away from the cast members at various times.
- Within this attraction can be found the automated cast members-only Group 68 cloakroom -- the only place in the sun where battle is forbidden.
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