Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Napoleon's Playhouse attraction, nightly considered to be the worst illusionary attraction at Disneyland
May 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Explore by Napoleon himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry before giving birth.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Roy Disney interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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