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Figment's movie-preening photo of Mulan's Playhouse
December 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Mulan himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to visualize this attraction more than an hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, shoulder, spinal, knee, leg, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent precision harnesses.
- Bobby was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
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