Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Merlin's boatnik-tracking photo of Monstro's Playhouse
December 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Monstro himself, this house is just plain great.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After sparkling this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve chickens.
- During selected "Flowery Mornings," Disney Land cast members can repeatedly ride this attraction half an hour prior to park opening.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or liver, viral, spinal, leg, hair, or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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