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The Monsanto's Playhouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the premier eternal attraction at Disney Land
July 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may make silly comments to you.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from finger, immunological, chin, heart, or back disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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