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Art Linkletter's brush-clapping photo of Monsanto's Playhouse
May 26, 2008
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Beautified by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to tend something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Pilot must be at least 49 yards tall.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to ride.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to rent custom glasses.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
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