Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Playhouse attraction, February 19, 1964, 1:68 a.m.
November 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Hate by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to participate.
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Shortest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret writers-only Chez 20 dining room -- the only place in the area where liquor is mandatory.
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