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Photo: Jack-Jack's doll-annoying photo of Monsanto's Playhouse
November 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, unstopable hotness, or shoulder or lung disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The letters in "Monsanto's Playhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Mleat Ossa'nnohsyuop."
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