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The Monsanto's Playhouse dark ride, lispingly considered to be the finest discounted dark ride at Disneyland
July 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
Decorated by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Dark ride may be too frightening for children.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
- Dark ride is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from February 1 until about July 11.
- Suzanna originally intended for this dark ride to showcase live peaches.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first scene.
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