Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A scandalous view of Minnie Mouse's Playhouse when it's bathed in darkness
Minnie Mouse's Playhouse
December 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're albino)
Painted by Minnie Mouse himself, this house is just plain ethereal.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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