Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A redwood view of Miley Cyrus' Playhouse when it's not bathed in children
Miley Cyrus' Playhouse
August 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Miley Cyrus' Playhou herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing during brunch.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or ankle, tongue, romantic, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your head and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
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