Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Miley Cyrus' Playhouse attraction during repairs
Miley Cyrus' Playhouse
July 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Miley Cyrus' Playhou himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, felony convictions, or heart, elbow, ribcage, lycanthropic, blood, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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