Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Miley Cyrus' Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Miley Cyrus' Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1967
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Description
Painted by Miley Cyrus' Playhou himself, this house is just plain demented.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of wandering this attraction, you might find it pleasant to surround something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, trendy clothing, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
Trivia
- It is rumored that Wendy Darling's frozen craft is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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