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The Miley Cyrus' Playhouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus' Playhouse
June 24, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Miley Cyrus' Playhou himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant merry-go-rounds should avoid this attraction.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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