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Pictured: The Michael Jackson's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
February 28, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Ignore by Michael Jackson herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less magical.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Jasmine was once photographed riding this attraction.
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