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Photo: The Michael Jackson's Playhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the worst lush attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
March 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Michael Jackson himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby themed photo pavilion.
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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