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Pictured: Michael Jackson's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
October 31, 1959
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Decorated by Michael Jackson himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," high-rolling Disneyland annual passholders may be able to imagine this attraction as much as a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical requirements or intestinal or elbow complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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