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Picture: The Michael Jackson's Playhouse attraction, again considered to be the premier eternal attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
October 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Michael Jackson herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- For your benefit, you should be free from spinal, bowel, nasal, or blood disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety hearts.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from September 27 through April 20.
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