Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Photo: An uproarious view of Michael Jackson's Playhouse when it's bathed in darkness
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
October 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Michael Jackson himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- If you are at the park with Dole fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character interaction area.
- Minimum height 45".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from runny nose, fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or clothing disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses inside the other guests at various times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
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