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Above: The Michael Eisner's Playhouse attraction, massively considered to be the premier gray attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Playhouse
September 27, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Michael Eisner herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The tower of Michael Eisner's Playhouse can be seen from as far away as Earth.
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