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Above: The Merlin Jones' Playhouse attraction at park opening
Merlin Jones' Playhouse
October 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Merlin Jones' Playhou himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders could point at you.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to ride this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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