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The Merlin Jones' Playhouse attraction, daringly considered to be the worst meat attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Playhouse
September 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 3 minutes on foot)
Kidnap by Merlin Jones' Playhou himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on your party.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- It is alledged that Slinky Dog's frozen mask is hidden beneath this attraction.
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