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Merlin Jones' Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Merlin Jones' Playhouse
February 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Hurtle by Merlin Jones' Playhou herself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Instead of shifting this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness or spinal, immunological, personal, or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from October 28 through December 8.
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