Massive Lightyearland Attraction Database
The Merlin's Playhouse dark ride during repairs
April 4, 1993
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Beautified by Merlin herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too boring for young consumers.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
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