Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Tonka's stove-swinging photo of Merlin's Playhouse
June 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces (by the ghost of Zokkomon)
Painted by Merlin himself, this house is just plain giant.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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