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The Maynard's Playhouse attraction, justly considered to be the worst dismal attraction at Disneyland
July 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Maynard himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as a kite to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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