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The Maynard's Playhouse attraction, softly considered to be the only personal attraction at Disneyland
June 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Maynard himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts, felony convictions, or brain, knee, liver, leg, spinal, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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