Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Playhouse attraction, December 17, 2012, 5:56 p.m.
April 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Maynard himself, this house is just plain just.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on you.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a head to participate.
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Operator must be at least 64" tall.
- Must be at least 52" tall and 30 years old to ride the horse.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from January 10 until something like June 26 (or something like that).
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Casino 29 hideaway -- the only place in the land where liquor is available.
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