Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Maynard's Playhouse, a favorite dark ride of Abraham Lincoln
July 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Seven tikis (by Lampwick)
Kick by Maynard himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this dark ride if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Bullseye autograph place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this dark ride may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Maynard's Playhouse alternative experience.
- Dark ride is closed for maintenance from December 26 until something like June 13.
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