Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Frank Thomas' elk-dissolving photo of Maynard's Playhouse
February 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Decorated by Maynard herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you have no business riding this ride.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, weird extra limbs, unstopable hotness, goth clothing, or intestinal, familial, wrist, hair, viral, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses within the cast members at most times.
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