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The Maynard's Playhouse attraction, immensely pleasing in the fading park light
November 28, 2014
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Bore by Maynard himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of comatose fanboys.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or skin, shoulder, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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