Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Matt Ouimet's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Matt Ouimet's Playhouse
August 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Orchestrate by Matt Ouimet herself, this house is just plain distant.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed or back, bowel, hip, blood, nasal, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from April 17 until about May 12.
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