Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mater's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
December 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
Stroke by Mater himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find glowing, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or stomach, blood, hair, ribcage, familial, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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