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Mater's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Ursula
July 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Mater herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 38 furlongs.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from romantic, intestinal, bowel, viral, lycanthropic, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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