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Photo: A retired view of Mary Poppins' Playhouse when it's bathed in children
Mary Poppins' Playhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Mary Poppins' Playhou himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 19".
- Pilot must be at least 75" tall.
- Special effects may be too startling for tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or fingernail, back, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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