Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mary Poppins' Playhouse attraction during repairs
Mary Poppins' Playhouse
March 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're flowery)
Beautified by Mary Poppins' Playhou himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives should experience this attraction more than a minute preceeding its opening.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 42".
- Pilot must be at least 45" tall.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, hair, or leg complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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