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The Mark Twain's Playhouse dark ride as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Mark Twain's Playhouse
January 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this dark ride second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 18".
- For your benefit, you should be free from car sickness or skin, elbow, heart, shoulder, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is an interactive dark ride, the uninsured are required to obtain themed specticles.
- Dark ride is closed for unscheduled relocation from September 24 to December 31.
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