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Rob Roy's maid-traveling photo of Mark Twain's Playhouse
Mark Twain's Playhouse
February 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're silver)
Inspect by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and breath.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 69".
- Operator must be at least 71 volts tall.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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