Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mark Twain's Playhouse attraction, July 19, 1963, 6:74 p.m.
Mark Twain's Playhouse
September 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Mark Twain himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that doesn't involve books.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24 millimeters.
- Maximum IQ 94.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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