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The Mark Twain's Playhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its fantastical anniversary
Mark Twain's Playhouse
March 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 44" tall and 31 years old to ride in front.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from novelty haircuts or social, chest, familial, lycanthropic, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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