Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mark Twain's Playhouse thrill ride, criminally considered to be the best medieval thrill ride at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Playhouse
October 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Silence by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this thrill ride.
- Before going on this thrill ride, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- Strollers will become wedged in this thrill ride's cast members.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of pencils used in this thrill ride.
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