Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Mark Twain's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town
Mark Twain's Playhouse
March 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain undead.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing before dinner.
- No food or churros permitted.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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