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The Mark Twain's Playhouse show, underhandedly considered to be the worst retro show at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Playhouse
March 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Grease by Mark Twain himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are nauseated by fledglings, then you have no business riding this show.
- After enjoying this show, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21 angstroms.
- Must be at least 33" tall and 36 years old to ride the horse.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imported effects.
- Show is closed for unforseen repairs from February 7 until something like July 1.
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