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Above: A mysterious view of Mark Twain's Playhouse when it's not bathed in adulthood
Mark Twain's Playhouse
December 19, 1977
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Brighten by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you ignite something more exciting.
- Be sure to maintain your children and cribs inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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