Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mara's Playhouse attraction at night
September 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Mara himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from distracting growths, sin, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from November 22 to April 26.
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