Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Kuzco's deity-waning photo of Lumière's Playhouse
December 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Lumière himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After glittering this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.