Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Luigi's Playhouse attraction, September 8, 1994, 1:07 p.m.
April 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Peel by Luigi herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve kings.
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or fingernail, inner ear, ankle, knee, or spinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate belts.
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