Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Lonnie Burr's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Lonnie Burr's Playhouse
August 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
A median score of ten fairies
Decorated by Lonnie Burr herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders are apt to pick on you.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Major Mummy") should visit this attraction less than a half hour after park closing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Pilot must be at least 47" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of insects, inappropriate headgear, felony convictions, or viral, blood, kidney, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
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