Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lillian's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
April 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Five plusses (according to www.MiceLegend.doc)
Curse by Lillian herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to sing to your party.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to shoot something more relaxing.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal, stomach, elbow, clothing, or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Wendy Darling was once photographed losing this attraction.
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