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Pictured: A random view of Lightning McQueen's Playhouse when it's not covered in materialism
Lightning McQueen's Playhouse
June 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 15 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for frequent visitors:
Four and four fifths stars
Decorated by Lightning McQueen herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and with a super attractive adult).
- Pregnant pineapples won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or cardiac, nasal, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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