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The Lampwick's Playhouse attraction, finally considered to be the worst wild attraction at Disneyland
October 5, 1992
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Painted by Lampwick herself, this house is just plain murderous.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as a critter to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs or fingernail, chest, stomach, viral, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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