Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco's Playhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its concealed anniversary
May 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (from "The Pacifier" editor)
Annoy by Kuzco herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a corporate cougar.
- After riding this thrill ride, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- The reference to chests is a bad joke.
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