Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Kuzco's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
June 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Kuzco himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Shortest guest must be at least 66" tall.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, runny perfume, or skin complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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