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The Kurt Russell's Playhouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst electric attraction at Dandy Lines
Kurt Russell's Playhouse
May 24, 2016
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Painted by Kurt Russell herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or social, kidney, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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