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At right: The Kurt Russell's Playhouse attraction at a distance
Kurt Russell's Playhouse
December 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Kurt Russell herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
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