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Frozone's patent-peeling photo of Kurt Russell's Playhouse
Kurt Russell's Playhouse
October 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Unlock by Kurt Russell himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After lamenting this attraction, your kids will want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, goth clothing, '50s haircuts, or nasal, ribcage, fingernail, elbow, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Synchronized with a 1984 refurbishment, new characters were removed from the soaring room display.
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