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A strict view of Kronk's Playhouse when it's not shrounded in children
January 11, 1984
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Beautified by Kronk herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or bowel, elbow, or finger problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Make sure to hold your arms and strollers inside the vehicle at all times unless you have a death wish.
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