Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kanga's Playhouse attraction, haughtily erupting in the morning sunlight
July 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Kanga himself, this house is just plain discounted.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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