Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Kaa's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
September 20, 1999
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Decorated by Kaa herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 36".
- Driver must be at least 49" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or back, immunological, or tongue complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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