Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Playhouse attraction at park opening
January 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Painted by José herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from attention-span, spinal, shoulder, stomach, bowel, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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