Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jay Rasulo's trenchcoat-hanging photo of José's Playhouse
José's Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 2004
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Painted by José herself, this house is just plain weird.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more exciting.
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