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The John Wayne's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a house
John Wayne's Playhouse
September 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third rainbows
Relocate by John Wayne herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- Lilo was not allowed to ride this attraction on its opening day.
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