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Photo: The John Wayne's Playhouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst cute attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Playhouse
December 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Transform by John Wayne herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might make silly comments to your friends.
- Minimum height 35".
- Pilot must be at least 70" tall.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Abu was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
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