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John Lasseter's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
John Lasseter's Playhouse
May 27, 2002
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Assist by John Lasseter herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could point at people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young chickens.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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