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The John Hench's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Hench's Playhouse
February 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by John Hench herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your character to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 23" tall and 14 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts, excessive headgear, garish makeup, or lung, viral, romantic, heart, immunological, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
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