Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Playhouse attraction, May 28, 1983, 9:01 a.m.
John Hench's Playhouse
February 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six guests (from Langhorne)
Board by John Hench herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to buy safety glasses.
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