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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, mistakenly spinning in the evening moonlight
John Carter's Playhouse
October 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by John Carter herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, emotional baggage, or liver, cardiac, romantic, wrist, leg, or brain issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Merlin's frozen baseball is buried beneath this attraction.
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