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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, presently considered to be the best ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Playhouse
October 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Plague by John Carter herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- The comment about pigs is a bad joke.
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