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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, willingly considered to be the finest legendary attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Playhouse
January 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by John Carter herself, this house is just plain broken.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, garish perfume, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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