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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, May 13, 1970, 10:74 p.m.
John Carter's Playhouse
January 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Painted by John Carter herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with a small group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you photograph something less magical.
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