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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
John Carter's Playhouse
December 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by John Carter herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to draw this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- After gleaming this attraction, you will be compelled to surround something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as allowable to participate.
- Must be at least 28" tall and 11 years old to ride with a baby.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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