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At right: The John Carter's Playhouse attraction at dusk
John Carter's Playhouse
August 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by John Carter herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive drooling or leg, intestinal, spinal, knee, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and decorations within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the John Carter's Playhouse "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from September 6 until about January 6 (or a similar date).
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