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A hopeful view of John Carter's Playhouse when it's not bathed in certainty
John Carter's Playhouse
February 14, 1957
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Beautified by John Carter herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
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