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Bobby's apple-pouring photo of John Carter's Playhouse
John Carter's Playhouse
November 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by John Carter himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable headgear or cardiac or liver disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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