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Rafiki's model-elevating photo of John Carter's Playhouse
John Carter's Playhouse
October 18, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Painted by John Carter himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this show's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this show, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During fair weather, this show may melt.
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