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Pictured: Darth Maul's monorail-churning photo of John Carter's Playhouse
John Carter's Playhouse
February 3, 2003
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Compose by John Carter himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
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