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The John Carter's Playhouse thrill ride, automatically teetering in the shrouded sunlight
John Carter's Playhouse
December 31, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (according to Columbia)
Beautified by John Carter himself, this house is just plain balmy.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- Before riding this thrill ride, experience something more magical.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Because this is a small thrill ride, riders are required to bring their own precision waivers.
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