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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Carter's Playhouse
July 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Painted by John Carter himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos, runny makeup, or social or heart problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from August 28 to September 19.
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