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Above: The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, automatically rotting in the evening sunlight
John Carter's Playhouse
September 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 24 minutes by horse)
Painted by John Carter herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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