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The John Carter's Playhouse attraction, unusually waning in the fading sunlight
John Carter's Playhouse
June 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Drink by John Carter himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal, bowel, or ankle disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
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